I found this on the internet somewhere and thought it was amusing enough to copy...
You Know You're From Michigan When...
You define summer as three months of bad sledding.
You can identify an Ohio accent.
Your idea of a seven-course meal is a six pack and a bucket of smelt.
You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
The Big Mac is something that you drive across.
You bake with soda and drink pop.
Your Little League baseball game was snowed out.
You know how to pronounce "Mackinac".
The word "thumb" has a geographical rather than an anatomical significance.
You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
You expect Vernor's when you order ginger ale.
You know that Kalamazoo not only exists, but that it isn't far from Hell.
At least one person in your family disowns you for the week of the Michigan/Michigan State football game.
Half the change in your pocket is Canadian, eh.
You show people where you grew up by pointing to a spot on your left hand.
You know what a "Yooper" is.
Your car rusts out before you need the brakes done.
You know what a pastie is.
Snow tires come standard on all your cars.
Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.
You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
You never watch the Weather Channel - you can just assume they're wrong.
The snowmen you make in your front yard actually freeze. Solid.
The snow freezes so hard that you can actually walk across it and not break it or leave any marks.
All your shoes are called "tennis shoes", even though no one here plays tennis anyway.
Half your friends have a perfect sledding hill right in their own backyard.